F.A. Questions and Their Answers

Q. Are any of your bread recipes gluten free?
A. No.

Q. What if I don't love the pump?
A. You will.

Q. I would like to keep a low-fat diet.
A. That's not a question.

Q. Is baking my own bread worthwhile?
A. Yes.

Q. Who are some of your culinary heroes?
A. Ourselves.

Q. Can you suggest any excellent beer or wine pairings to go with your recipes?
A. Yes.

Q. Will you ever offer more vegetarian options?
A. It depends on whether you are enquiring as to whether we will offer more options that include vegetables, or more options that consist of only vegetables. The answer to both is "quite possibly."

Q. Will you provide photographs of all of these recipes?
A. No.

Q. Why is there a David Foster Wallace quotation at the start of the recipe for meat balls?
A. This is my web site and I am allowed to put whatever I want on it.