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This is a real recipe.

More Or Less

• One poundat least of thick-cut hog bacon.
• Garlic, powderedor minced
• Ginger, powderedor minced
• Pho broth
• Chicken broth
• Crushed tomatoes (14oz)
• Green chiliopen to interpretation
• Dash of Worcestershire sauce
• Pinch of fennel
• Hearty shake of celery salt
• Splash of Modeloor other beer
• One pound of penne
• Two navel oranges, squeezed

Saturate

1. Add all ingredients to a cauldron

2. Boil