Simple Ass Bagels

“Here the skeptic finds chaos and the believer further evidence that the hand that made us is divine.”

-Robert Moses

Preparations

Component Weight Volume Baker's
Bread Flour 15.5 oz 3 ½ cups 100%
Water 10.6 oz 1 ¼ cups 68%
Salt 0.2 oz 1 ½ tsp 1.2%
Sugar 0.65 oz 4 ½ tsp 4.2%
Yeast 0.2 oz 2 tsp 1.3%

Optionally: the toppings of your choice.

Procedure

  1. Mix all ingredients thoroughly. Knead, about 20 minutes by hand or three minutes in a stand mixer on second speed, until smooth.

  2. Refrigerate overnight (at least six hours) or let stand on countertop for 90 minutes.

  3. Preheat oven to 450°F.

  4. Shape dough into toroids. This recipe makes six to eight bagels.

  5. On the stove or over an open fire, bring a kettle of water to boil. Boil the bagels for 1-2 minutes, then flip and boil for 1-2 minutes more.

  6. After boiling, roll bagels in toppings of your choice. This step is optional; these bagels are good plain.

  7. Bake on a parchment-lined baking sheet at 450°F for 20-25 minutes, until golden brown.

  8. Allow to cool for at least five minutes before slicing and eating.