Tortillas

“I had chewed a big steak two hours before, swallowing the juice and
spitting out the meat, and I could smell animal blood in my sweat.”

-James Ellroy, The Black Dahlia

Ingredients

Component Home Volume
All-Purpose Flour 8.3 oz 1 ⅛ cups
Warm Water 5.6 oz 1 ⅔ cup
Sea Salt 0.2 oz 1 t
Beef Tallow 0.9 oz 2 T

North or South of the Border

  1. Combine beef tallow,Any good-quality animal fat will do salt, and flour. Counterintuitively, this is easiest to do by hand, even if you have a fancy-ass electric mixer.Or other electric mixer
  2. Add water, mix, and knead until smooth. Feel free to use your electric mixer, if you have one, for this step.
  3. Cover the kneaded dough and wait 30-60 minutes.
  4. Form into balls, each slightly larger than a golf ball. Cover and wait for 15-30 minutes.Optional, but improves flavor
  5. With a floured rolling pin on a floured surface, roll out each tortilla until very thin.
  6. Cook in a lightly-oiled skillet on medium heat for 30-60 seconds per side.
  7. This’ll make about eight tortillas.