“What would you do if you ruled the world?” The gigolo replied that he would abolish all laws. Barthes said: “Even grammar?”

-Laurent Binet

First, Approximately

• Some Potatoes

• Some Cooking Fat

• Some Salt

• Some Pepper

• Some Thyme or PaprikaBut not both!

• Six Little Baby Shrimps

• Turmeric

And Then

1. Cook some saltybois.
2. Pan-sear the six little baby shrimps in turmeric and cooking fat.
3. Top the potatoes with six little baby shrimps.